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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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"If you don’t like a TV show, don’t fucking watch it. If you don’t like a book, stop reading it. See, if you don’t like something in life you should stop doing it, instead of constantly nagging and complaining about it without changing the whole situation. If you’re the one that’s unhappy because you’re still surrounding yourself with everything that you hate and makes you feel miserable then I’m not gonna sit here and feel sorry for you. You’re in charge of your life, and I’m not gonna wait until you finally take responsibility for it."

- Rosy Blue (via underallthis)

(Source: cosywithrosy, via voldermorte)

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via crunchier)

lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

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"I’m sorry that I’m both your umbrella and the rain."

- Tablo (via melapetal)

(Source: ad-stellas, via eearthtohannah)

riarai:

Everyone always talks about hazel and augustus but people rarely appreciate the beautiful friendship between isaac and augustus.
retr0philia:

narcoticfairy:

Virginia Woolf’s suicide note, written to her husband Leonard.
On 28 March 1941 Virginia Woolf put on her coat, filled the pockets with rocks and walked into the River Ouse near her home and drowned herself. Her body wasn’t found until 18 April 1941. Her husband burried her cremated remains in their garden.

I’m crying this is so upsetting.

kanyewesticle:

the smallest dancing alien gif you can imagine

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(Source: kanyewesticle, via imightbemajin)

the-treble:

wasn’t expecting that

oh fucking hell this is more than perfect and one of the best things a guy could ever do to you, saying ‘she s mine’ with that gesture
nyhx:

oh my god